"To anyone except a Bitcoin Maxi" = you can't see this from where you're sitting.
"opening Nostr is like crawling into a hostel bed" = somewhere new and exciting, but a little rough and not very polished.
"that gives you hives." = nobody but a Bitcoin Maxi loves to read mad hopium and delusional prophecies about a fantastic investment opportunity.
"With a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses tapping on the window all night." = A fantastic investment opportunity with an army of self-proclaimed evangelists constantly trying to 'orange pill' you.
tl;dr: Bitcoin Maxi culture is incredibly off-putting to the general population. A maxi can't see that, so you'll start blaming nebulous non-reasons like 'natural ebb and flow' ...
Did we see less people trying to log in to Facebook within their first decade, or into TikTok at any point in their growth spurt, or Twitter in their first years? That's why I called `horseshit` on #[2] reasoning. We'd do better to ask questions and discover open-mindedly what's putting individuals off than blame nebulous inevitability of cycles that don't hold up beyond the first comparison.