Eat lavender, it makes your farts/burps smell better.

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Why would I do that? I kind of like a stinky fart moment. Well I like my own more than other people’s. There’s some sort of sick satisfaction knowing that I somehow produced such a horrific and strong odor.

Agreed.

OMG. I produced THAT stench? Woof.

I will be like “ewwwwwwww”

*sniff sniff*

True. My dear redneck lady cousin would also agree 💯

Parsley came to be used as a garnish for the same reason.