😑 never more been disappointed as a parent.
Just watched the preschooler lose a street race on his tricycle to…
(😢 really hard to say this)
…a Corvette.
The plebling promised to be better next time, but idk…if I could bottle up these feelings and sell it as birth control I’d be very, very rich.
😂 😂 I’m rolling on the floor
Need to double down on the importance of leg days here. It’s just a Corvette at the end of the day 🤷♂️💜
Seriously planet. I mean it’s a Corvette ffs.
Hey, I have more belief in your son than a car
Get yourself together buddy, be open-minded🤷♂️🫶
/s
That’s nice of you to say planet, but this took place after our morning jog.
Kid was loose and ready to go.
No excuses.
😭
Maybe he was born to be a FOSS developer?!
He’ll probably ask for his allowance in NFTs 😭
Print off a pic of a 🐸 and give it to him.
“Plebling” nice
Do you want us to pay him a visit after school? You know, just to put on a healthy and educational dialogue
Is that the primogenito?!
omg…benitez chavez wilson is weighing in now…I’m a failure as a father😭
Wtf 😳
stupid children! losers! 🤣
Ahem. Sir, that’s my kid you’re joking about.
Call his father a loser all you want as I’ve obviously failed…but never speak ill of the plebling.
omg my apologies ser , i’d never speak like that. i really thought this as a joke. hence such harsh words
sincere apologies to you & him 🙏
🫂 I know you were joking.
Please always feel free to target 🐸 as I am a degenerate piece of shit.
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