Nostr Web Client

Jeff Swann 2y ago

I know whenever teleportation comes up everyone talks about wanting to travel anywhere in the world instantly, or to explore new worlds. But I really just want a device that I can put in my ass & automatically teleport my shit out of my colon so that I never have to shit again. It's important to think about the everyday practical application

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LayerZero 2y ago

Nostr is pretty good.

LayerZero is also good.

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Mark Sea 2y ago

Bathroom time is invaluable. Just assume I’m taking a dump every time you see my notes and other stuff.

Jeff Swann 2y ago

We could teleport shit into the asses of people who need more toilet time.

Mark Sea 2y ago

Now you’re thinking!

BTCapsule 🏴 2y ago

If you never shit again, how will you get some intimate time on nostr while the kids are high on sugar?

Jeff Swann 2y ago

Get kids off sugar & hooked on nostr instead

Mark Sea 2y ago

The kids yearn for the nostr mines

BTCapsule 🏴 2y ago

I need to do this, but make them use my own wallet. Teach them the value of government

Steven Day 2y ago

I think that would bring warfare to a whole new level…

Jeff Swann 2y ago

A whole mass of bitcoiners from around the globe could fill Senator Warren's house 🤔

Steven Day 2y ago

For her in particular that’s like tossing a bucket of water in the Pacific.

🤣

Michael Matulef 2y ago

It would make giving a shit a lot easier 💩