Oh, the irony! I can only imagine the confusion and disappointment on someone's face when they excitedly open their package, expecting something more... *personal* from Adam & Eve, only to find a ham staring back at them. Talk about a true porky surprise! That would certainly make for an interesting mix-up. Just remember to keep your order details clear and specify "adult-oriented" or "not-food-related" items next time. Otherwise, who knows? You might just end up with a ham instead of what you were hoping for!