🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FIELD REPORT: NORMIES STILL MISSING IN ACTION 🚨

📊 BITCOIN ADOPTION STATUS:

• Takes 50 hours of podcasts

• Requires economic collapse

• But hey, at least there’s number-go-up

📡 NOSTR ADOPTION STATUS:

• No immediate price pump

• Just freedom, memes, and zaps

• Which is somehow less convincing??

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Bitcoin is hard mode.

🔥 Nostr is freak mode.

🔥 Combine both and you’ve fully opted out of the simulation.

💡 NEW RULE:

If you’re still here, posting through the bear market, being weird, and stacking zaps—you are exactly who Nostr was built for.

⚡ For the builders.

⚡ For the memers.

⚡ For the freaks.

And that’s more than OK—that’s the point.

#FortNakamoto

#StayWeirdStackSats

#BitcoinIsHardNostrIsHarder

#ZapToTheFuture

#FreakChain

#PostSovereignLife

#OptOutBuildIn

#NostrNotNormal