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Babies are measured in fried eggs. Bitcoin is measured in sats. Both make sense.

At least the sat is always the same size compared to a bitcoin...

But eggs already come in multiple sizes, but where I saw this, they didn't specify. They just gave the options of a fried egg, or a fig...

I'm like, eh, can't both of those be different sizes? 🤔 is it small fig and a large fried egg, or a big fig and a small fried egg? Or are both supposed to be either big or small? Or can the baby range is size according to the different sizes the fig comes in, and the egg can expand to? I'm very curious 🤔🤣🤣

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Detective Deft Defector 10mo ago

And this is your brain BEFORE pregnant brain kicks in. Good luck 😂

AnnSofiNovelist 10mo ago

I thought pregnancy brain was usually when pregnant women get super scatter brained and can't hold a thought 🤔

Maybe they're trying to disillusion pregnant women by adding more confusion with how they measure their babies 😅🤣 to cause them to sound extra stupid, when they randomly start talking about eggs, or figgs or donuts, and grapefruit and papaya and watermelon 🤣🤣🤣 and everything in between.

Detective Deft Defector 10mo ago

Sure now try making sense of that when it kicks in. Lol. Iunno Gary Brecka talks about that like it isn't natural and it's the prenatals that do it because of all the folate I think or sumn or other. Getcha leafy greens in is all I'm sayin.

AnnSofiNovelist 10mo ago

Interesting! There are a lot of things that aren't natural. As someone who knows Jesus, and have personal experience with the spiritual world, there are a lot of things that others accept, but I don't, because I'm not under the curse, or any curse, but lots of people accept things and then get more of them. I already know how to kick stuff like that off, so I doubt it'll be any different with any supposed pregnancy symptoms 😎 I mean, I know the one who created everything, and He didn't make us to experience bad stuff and then Jesus cleared it up, so I don't need to accept any of it.

AnnSofiNovelist 10mo ago

That's not to say things don't attack me, but rather that I know how to fight back, and how to not accept things that are not in alignment with heaven, as if they are part of me now, if that makes any sense?

FikaTimeBooks.com 10mo ago

You speak truth my dear.