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Now time for a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends!
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Great news: next week we have a new sponsor: deluxe toilet paper!
Wait, I thought we were doing bidets? Is deluxe toilet paper paying more?
Lemme check…but…
Big Paper ruins everything
Except the YouTube channel’s bank account!
As well as the pristine paper notes our Yolobase clients receive, when depositing their sats.
We could have sent a notice in the app, but we can make them pay more for paper
Paper feels more official too.
Digital things have no value. Physical paper with a nice stamped seal, is the way to go.
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You read my mind Nic. Okay…I wanted to wait until next week’s episode to announce it but…I can feeel the excitement.
We’re going to 1 to 1 backed gold for paper. We custody the gold in our “trust me bro” state of the art vault. And the suckers…I mean dear valued customers purchase pieces of paper that we got from deluxe toilet paper and added a number on it!
We're about to get rich!... Cough, cough, I mean, make YOU rich!
It’s all safe because it’s on the blockchain too! Blockchain+paper is the safest funds ever. Plus gold in our vault
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