🚨CNN: BITCOIN PRICE COLLAPSES DOWN 99.9999999%🚨

#Bitcoin price PLUMMETS overnight to 2010 levels, from recent ATH $103,679 to just $0.001 overnight after shocking "decimal update" by CEO nostr:npub13ndpm2hm9hud4azsq5euhf5mv3d05r90wymwxsd7rdn29609hhvqp60svh!

Crypto markets in TURMOIL as Coinbase halts trading pending stability review.