Hmm, I need to figure out this "user stories thing" I always sounded like crappy rationalization for things the party making the application wants and have nothing to do with the customer.
I've never actually seen a user story but from the results I imagine they go something like.
"As a user first arriving at the website, I'd like to see a bunch of platitude laden marketing gobblty-gook that is as inoffensive as possible."
Or
"As a user, I'd like a sales rep to contact me some day to determine how much I can afford to pay for whatever it is that you actually do."
It always seems that the customer stories they invented serve the interest of the business.