I’m in a coffee shop listening to a guy working behind the counter ranting about the time he got a phone call from a scammer demanding to be paid in bitcoin through an ATM.

I probably won’t get involved in his conversation, he doesn’t sound like he’d be particularly open to getting zapped today.

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No, maybe this is not a good time to zap him…

“Anytime the word ‘bitcoin’ comes up, you just know it’s going to be a scam.”

Not ready yet

He also has a man bun.

😶‍🌫️🫥

I think a lot of people think like this.

Talk to him like: Oooh you remember me? Sir that is flattering beyond believe and I'm sorry I came across like I wanted some from you, I wanted to GIVE YOU some bitcoin. Look here, I zap you sats, you have a wallet?"

Going In there and say you’re the one that was calling but now you’re converted and you’re giving away free Bitcoin through zaps ⚡️ seems the smart thing to do 🫡😂

I’d ⚡️ him.

All yours, friend!

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Zap him anyway. Let him feel the power 😂

I don’t like wasting time trying to pill people like him. He strikes me as the kind of guy who probably still builds Lego sets in his 30s.

Fair enough!

Sounds like he’d call the cops and say you were trying to kill him with electricity

“I refuse to be paid in a currency where a single transaction uses as much energy as an entire house for a month!”

Baristas have increasingly become an army of the woke.

Yeah I don’t like that energy scale. For the US dollar I prefer military casualties per capita. THAT’S how you mine a currency!

😂

😂😂😂 I’m dead