I’m just gonna get everyone these for Christmas and call it a fucking day

I’m just gonna get everyone these for Christmas and call it a fucking day

Make sure i get some for my feet too.
Might as well just make it a full suit 😂 a bodysuit of bread bowl
With a toasted top hat made from sourdough bread.
What kind of carnivore……..wait I just realized this is borderline cannibalism you’re good. 👍🏼
Unleavened gloves? Those would be gauntlets!
😂
I want a pair of Raisin Bread Gloves, so I can wear them to the Dermatologist. 😂