Money saving tip…
Instead of buying expensive sourdough bread, find a plank of wood and try chewing that. Exactly the same feeling.
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Or......Stop shopping @ Waitrose😜.
Actually got this at a local independent shop…
I don’t have fancy new teeth like you, still got these brok up crackhead fangs. 😂
Money spending tip…
If you’re unable to find any wood then hear up the Sourdough bread in the oven for 5-10 minutes and I’ll go really soft and fluffy🙈😆
Note that Sourdough is incredibly addictive. Proceed with caution ⛔️