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first ark impressions: its insanely simple. Much less moving parts than lightning. I like simple.

What will we call Ark Zaps? Bolts? 😂

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I like ark zaps

Arks? Lol

It still fits with the play on words.

Kaps

I know this is a joke but just as a sanity check, if the unit being moved is still sats, we should still call them zaps, right?

It will be a very confusing thing if we need a different name for each l2 solution out there.

I agree. This was just a shitpost because Will initially wanted to call his invention Bolts, before settling in Zaps.

THANK YOU! Fundamentals get lost in language nuance way too often.

Ha! Like the bolts used to build the ark, what about planks? 2045 freaks are going to be zlonking each other hundreds of satoshi's on nostr.

To be pedantic, there would have been no bolts holding the ark together. There might have been some nails, but even that's unlikely.

Boltz would be my vote. Gotta have some Z in there somewhere.

Bwahahahaha! Of course someone already thought of that. Cool!

Noahs

"Derek noah'd me some sat"

this is the correct answer.

noah me some arksats bro

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