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Passages from The Bitcoin Standard

I like to be on top.

Thank you for your consideration.

I’m ready to go all the way

I have years of experience in penetration testing.

I have a lot of hands on experience and I’m not afraid to get down in the trenches when needed

The lapse in my resume was because I was studying.

"what's the pay scale for this position?"

I can explain the gap in my history.

That you promise to commit yourself 😂😅

I work well with others and take direction well.

I'm flexible.

Attention to detail is important to me.

Last time I did this, I got pregnant. (True story, got pregnant a couple months after I started my last job 😂)

I always ensure that the company comes first.

I can take lead and manage whole team quite easily, with a firm hand, but also make it fun with attention to personal details.

i don't mind a lot of pressure. in fact, i do my best work under it.

I am quite flexible; I work well alone and with a team.

It's important to remember our good times, it's not this single dip that will curse our relation

😆

I can see that you have experience in positions like this one i think this will be a great fit

Can I get a ride back home afterwards?

I come early in the morning

Please Daddy

take this job and shove it