I read somewhere β€˜In every relationship, there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a racoon on meth’ and it’s so true

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But the meth head is the one who does the dishes 80% of the time. Haha

Haha

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You’re missing a third.

i don't have a dishwasher. i wash them by hand.

Utensils up or down???

Always up

My wife says it looks like a monkey put the dishes in the dishwasher when I do it … but there is a method to my madness.

Raccoon on Meth reporting for duty 🫑

its what the bitcoins for

the secret is lots or all of the same dishes

What about the one who stacks all the dishes directly beside the dishwasher? πŸ€—

Yin and Yang ☯️

In my experience at least 75% of them think they're the former...

I am the racoon

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Confirmed, Scandinavian Architect

Hmm. He stacks it like an architect, but I bring in half a dishwasher more and fill it like an obsessed monkey I guess.πŸ€”

I am the 🦝

I'm the architect, the other half is the raccoon on meth πŸ˜†

Me

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I feel seen.

This is so true. I'm an architect type. Literally hurts if things are not aligned well. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The force remains balanced 🀣

I'm pretty sure I stack it like a methed out racoon hahahahahaha

Haha. And then when there's no dishwasher there's the one who does everybody's dishes and those who don't... at all...