Let me explain GenX as simply as possible.

In the 70s the Boomers invented Yard Darts, and proceeded to cause massive injuries to each other in their 20-30s at BBQs and such. Many of them ended up in the ER due to being impaled. So the Boomers and their Silent Generation parents outlawed them due to so many injuries.

This left a ton of Boomers with Yard Darts they didn't really want anymore and with no real market for them. So in the early 80s they had garage sales and sold them to kids that were say 8-14 years old for about 2 bucks a set.

Those were GenX kids.

We went out and bought them, made up a lot of more dangerous games with them. We played chicken with them, had distance competitions with them with our friends down range etc. No one checked on us and yet we took less, far less trips to the ER then our Boomer parents.

I can't think of a better way to explain GenX than this, can you? We played with flying death machines that fucked up so many of our parents that they got rid of them and yet we seldom needed medical attention.

Now many of us may have "rubbed dirt" on some puncture wounds, but we never even told an adult that it happened. Getting in trouble for getting hurt was considered worse than just getting hurt.

Oh yea and one more thing, realizing that they were "not really that sharp" we sharpened them on rocks to remedy that. 😂

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This is awesome 😂

Amazing, truly.

The Gen Z equivalent, Jack, might go something like this:

The Late Gen X/Early Millennials might have bought something Millennials would only know, only to find out it was banned. Zoomers (as we're called) would not buy them at all.

I'm a Zoomer, and that's my explanation of it, similarly.

Combine those with firework fights and you got a weekend

In USA lawn darts and kindar surprise chocolates are illegal.

But guys and McDonald's? Give the kids as much as they can take

Dang keyboard autocorrected guns to guys

Lawn dots in the US are legal if shot from a gun

When we didn't have lawn darts we use charcoal briquettes. Those were our summer snowballs. I still have a scar over my eye from a hit.

We were having epic firework wars, motors and all. No parents in sight, late 90s. Great times, only some scrapes, burns, surprised no one seriously hurt.

Bring back lawn darts

We still play with them at camp! Good times!

Gen X for the win!

Yep I almost died a couple times and never told my parents about it 😂

Interestingly .. the winner was the one who reached 21 points the first

1983

Lawn Darts... That was just the beginning. Riding down the laundry shoot onto a concrete floor piled high with laundry, sledding down the stairs in a laundry basket, jumping off the porch roof into an above ground pool... Those were the days. My own kids have never been to the hospital, but I was there quite a bit and my wife is no different. Broken bones, stitches, I even tore my retina and went blind in one eye for a few months. I must be crazy to look back so fondly at those memories.