Today had been a shitty day... no I don't mean it was necessary bad, I mean literal shit.

*TMI warning 😅

Earlier I had just changed my son's diaper when he was being kinda weirdly fussy, then made grunty notises that usually indicate that he's pooping. I'd taken off his pants a bit earlier cause it was kinda warm inside, so he just had a onesie and diaper, and then as he was standing, a big dollop of poop sloshed down on my folded leg. I'd been trying to be quiet before that cause hubby was napping, but I spoke at a normal volume at that point, causehim my hubby to turn around and ask what was wrong 😅

"My 'Oh shit' was literal" I told him. Then he pointed out that there was another dollop in a different spot 😬🙄 I hadn't seen it cause of the angle.

Well, I handed our son to my husband who then brought him to the sink while I wiped the poop off of my leg so I wouldn't spread it around as I moved.

Then I took over and cleaned up our son, and his onesie.

I'm really glad I'd taken off his pants so I didn't need to clean those too, and I don't even want to think about what it would have been like had he had those on, as I didn't even notice when the first dollop had come out, so... would it have eventually slipped lit the bottom of his pant leg, and spread everywhere!?! 😬😱😬

A few hours later, he pooped again, but not as all as much and I caught it when it happened so I changed his diaper before there was any spillage at all, though it wasn't very much, so less likely that that would have happened.

So, if you're like I was before I had a baby, let me inform you. Baby poop is like a yellow liquidy foam. 😖😒🤣🤣🤣

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