Lauren at the mall 
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Ok, ooof. Update:
So I did it. I ventured out into the foreign lands of retail and it was SHOCKING.
As a bitcoiner I have gone without for so long so the thought of buying stuff instead of sats makes my heart rate shoot way up.
But I’ll let nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 give the details. He was on FaceTime laughing at my reactions to everything 😂🫨😳😵💫🫣 nostr:note1hmzkerfrhtwp0yjzl4ecthe3pdy6af2rcrd2kkhcdzqurrzf6xmq00sgk3