My blacksmith group received a generous grant, but the organization that issued the funds has sent us a list of questions, and half of them are some form of "how does your organization promote diversity, equality, and inclusion for traditionally marginalized groups?"

The blacksmith club is a group composed entirely of white Christian males, the majority at or near retirement age, who spend their free time swinging hammers at 150 year old chunks of iron. We couldn't get a shine or a skirt to join us if we tried.

It's my job to respond to the questionnaire, and all of the funds haven't been awarded yet, so I gotta be nice about it.