the heater in my car just broke
I can afford to fix it, or buy a new ride
but I’d rather stack sats instead
Discussion
Ride a bike. Stack sats.
If I buy a bike people here will tell me im short Bitcoin tho
So COOL!
Yes yes and yes.
How do I know this?
You’re looking at the moron that sold 7 bitcoin to buy his wife a Honda minivan in 2017.
This could have bought 4-5 cybertrucks…but I was no fool when I “bought” my CT…I shorted dollars instead of selling bitcoin this time. Already saved roughly ½ bitcoin and it hasn’t been a year yet.
im getting close to needing to short some dollars on a new whip
I’ve got the shittiest car in the lot 🤣
I hear ya. I went from a 2008 Kia sedona to a cybertruck.
I can only be thankful they took 1680 days to deliver it from the day I ordered it. I grew so much as a bitcoiner during that time.
that’s quite an upgrade 🤣
Sorta. CT ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. You see, I sorta thought it would drive me places. But instead, they made a digital Karen to harass you the entire time you are traveling…something about looking at the road better or something…super annoying. Turns out, they don’t have a car that can do full self driving. They have a car that can operate pedals and wheel and signals when a human is present and Karen feels they are paying enough attention to what she thinks is the road ahead.
