Do you chain hang low?
Do it wobble to da flow?
Do it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?
Could you throw it over ya shoulder?
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low?
Discussion
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder?
Do they stretch enough for that?
Do your balls hang looooow?
Ooh I don't recommend
My uncle only has one because they twisted around and one strangled the other🤷🏽
Testicular torsion.
Yeah that's a real thing.
I hear it sucks. 😳
A friend almost had a nut removed due to this. Stay careful gentlemen.
Seems relevant here, let the semen flow freely. Restricted ejaculation can cause problems too. The whole increased pleasure through restricted ejaculation while masturbating or using tension ring thing…..
Wise
Like 25MB of promiscuous genetic code in every sperm. Respect for the swimmers. 🫡
Respec
I used to work in an old people home and old dudes literally be having balls hang so low that they sit on them when they try to get on the toilet to shit. Balls sticking out from under the side of their leg. That's why I wear briefs and not boxers. Can't let gravity do it's thing. 50 years later you'll regret it.
Wise words. Father Time leaves no survivors unfortunately. God bless our low-hanging forefathers.
Yeah I remember the first time I changed in the locker room at the pool.
I'm all fully covered up. End up changing in a bathroom stall. Teens in the with shirts of and towels.
but tell me WHY the duck old men have no shame? Old ass wrinklely fucke fully naked every time they turn flopping around. GAWDAM PUT YOUR MICROPHONE PENIS AWAY MAN NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT.
OHMAIGAWWWWWWWWWW DID YOU SIT IN GUM? YOU'RE WALKING AWAY BUT YOUR BALLS ARE DRAGGING THE BENCH WITH YOU
Lol I know it's a real thing
Not everything I say is talking out my ass.
My uncle strangled his balls so he had only one now. When I was a teen I was like ayyyyyyyyyy safe sex you only shoot half court shots now.
And he was like it dont work that way you have 3 cousins right?
This is a fair point too btw.
Because I know for a fact I was an accident.
And not like the accidents of the 80s. The "it feels different" or "I couldn't pull out in time" excuses.
Nah I broke through the condom as a swimmy. Army crawling under the barb wire and shit. I served my time. I'm a veteran. I almost didn't make it. That's why I never went the do service route. Nah. You won't catch me in camo getting yelled at by Lee majors. I'll gladly sit roll around in a wheelchair on a shrimp boat with ya tellin ya stories about the cripples down at the VA talking bout Jesus, havei found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come talk to me said good is listening and news i found Jesus, id get to walk beside him in heaven.
Hear what I said?
WALK
Beside him in the kingdom of heaven...
Well kiss my crippled ass forest I'm here to get my sea legs
