Words cannot properly convey how much I hate the Keystone Essential/Pro hardware wallet. I yeeted that fucker to a family member and said "Practice with this, but buy a real HWW when you're ready." So what does he do? Sets up his multisig forever stack on the fucker with FUCKING ELECTRUM. Now he's like "Have the keys, but lost the multisig info. What's a descriptor? Derivation what?"

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Of course the fucking QR export is in Keystone's fucking proprietary "UR" format. Jesus I hate this thing so much.

This is gonna take for fucking ever. Cobo should have just killed this goddamned piece of shot when they spun down their HWW efforts.

Why the fuck has he set up multisig on his first HWW when he sounds like a relative novice who doesn't seem to know what he's doing😳. Didn't you caution him against this?

Bro, everyone I talk to, I give them the whole spiel. I don't know of its my face or my voice, but every fucking one of them, to a man, thinks I'm a fucking idiot and they know better.

I need to make a real dumbfuckjuice not from concentrate drop shippable for people.

Would be a nice way of saying told ya so 😂🫣

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Of course this thing lasts like half an hour on battery. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.

Now I get to navigate the goddamned Winchester Mystery House that is Electrum. Wheee.

ELECTRUM IS FUCKING STUPID STOP USING IT.

Bip39 or die trying.

Tell that to all the TAILS users.

I don't wanna get stabbed 🤣