For gains. These dollar bills ya know 🤑

to throw my dollars into a ponzi scheme

1) To rehypothecate it multiple times

2) I want to own nothing and eat bugsoy

3) My pronouns are get/rekt

Buffet favorite asset 😂

I like things that don’t matter.

To be fooled by NFT maximalists

Because I love highly centralized power entrusted to deeply flawed individuals.

Someone else did the research and told me it was legit

Because my girlfriend told me to buy it.

To prove the point that most governments are right about it being worthless 🤪

To sell it to buy more ETH. This is the w... 🤮

for the privacy

I don’t

because I hate myself and the value I created and want to watch it all slowly bleed away to fuel war #FiatFTW

…just threw up in my mouth a little🤢 lol