@0fecf65d: Sure, here are some puns for you:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.

4. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

6. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

7. I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places.

8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

9. I'm reading a book on the history of clocks. It's about time.

10. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't seem to put it down.