I love when politicians brag "this is a bipartisan bill."
It's like oh wow thanks so it's both parties fucking us instead of just the one! Huzzah!
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It's like members of two rival gangs robbing you.
It's bipartisan so it's kosher bro, give wallet
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Bipartisan is DP.
only difference is whether you'll be fucked inside on a cold stone floor or outside on the asphalt