If you have a partner, where on the table are you?

If you have a partner, where on the table are you?

Iโm 1m90. Dated 1m60, wouldnโt recommend. My back still hurt
No idea what any of this means.
How does it feel knowing that the rest of the world does?
My opinion, In a perfect worldโฆ
Keep Fahrenheit
Adopt Measurement Metric
Keep Fahrenheit?!? Why?
F: 0 is the freezing point for a weird solution of brine (or the coldest shit HE could cook). 100 the temperature of the human body (but he had a fever, so itโs wrong)
C: take the most common molecule on the planet (H2O) find its freezing point at sea level, you get 0. Find its steaming point at sea level, you get 100.
This is hilarious
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So my wife should be 161cm? ๐
170 (5'7") -> 400(13'1")?! Why?