Wait would you guys make fun of me if I spray painted my toilet gold?
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We're gonna make fun of you either way so you might as well do it 🤷♂️
True and I bite back pretty hard
This 🎯
Velvet cushions with tassels too far?
Slay queen! You should feel glorious answering nature’s call.
Yassssss king
I want that everyday
Thoughts on having an extra chair in the bathroom for conversations? 😂
We have a bench 😂🤭
In the shower? 👀
No. There’s like built in chair thingies in our shower, but we have a literal bench in our bathroom like out of the shower. I like to sit when I dry off 🤷♀️
I used a shower with a bench once. First time ever. It was glorious sitting there contemplating the merits of my future and shortcomings of my past.

Be careful, this happened near us in the UK:
I’m talkin’ counterfeits here Brian…you interested in getting involved in the counterfeit golden toilet industry?
Too late, it already happened 😂
Only if you had a gold ring around your butt from sitting on it too long
I’m assuming I need some sort of top coat like a sealer thingy?
Do it 💪


