100% of people who drink water and breathe air eventually die! Statistically accurate πΆπΎπ€£ nostr:note1c3vmf3c6xyxvrqxnn8gwp67vduvmjc9k8a7q77whr2zmq3gkxqls0qfx38
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So putting these together, if I stop drinking water and drink only coffee I should live forever? βοΈπ Not sure what to do about the air though, it sounds like that will still kill me!
There is no way out! πΆπΎπ€£
I noticed that dead people don't tend to drive cars.
Excellent observation πΆπΎπ€£
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