Respectfully is there a simple nostr answer say a 55 year old uncle, convinced at Thanksgiving dinner bitcoin is great, how to just go buy some bitcoin and use it to support the bitcoin economy in a digitally private way (free of disclosure / kyc / a centralized issuer)? Set aside the sold storage issue - assume the uncle has that down pat. How does he get the digitally private BTC?

Saylor can tell the uncle in 10 seconds how to buy MSTR or FBTC shares and how to sell them for fiat later on to support whoever and Saylor would not need to recommend wearing a mask, turning off his phone speakers or location service, or include tips on avoiding wrench attacks. I really do not mean disrespect. I am not trolling. I do think my question explains the view discrepancy though.