They named the FBI building after it's founder, the g man himself, j Edgar. J Edgar was blackmailed so hard by so many people he was able to keep his job for almost 30 years. He was into cross dressing and hosted high profile gay drug orgies. He was under complete control of the mob the whole time, that the mob had to fix a bunch of horse races for j Edgar to bet on.... Point is that he was only able to keep his job because he was compromised to hell and back. That's why I think it's ironic that they named the building of that fuggin faggot

Right up there with cardinal spellman high school and Dulles airport fml. All in plain sight.
