If you ever borrow a towel, tap dry lightly. Just a few taps & say thank you.
DO NOT FLOSS UR ASS WITH IT.
Fuckin Gary. I’m looking at you.
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Borrow a towel? I’d rather dry myself with my sock thanks.
After hockey. Its rarely happens. Very rarely.
I was slow to change & was asked by a buddy to use mine. He Didn’t want to drive home in his own stink & forgot his towel.
Later I notice he’s one leg up on the seat flossing dry. Mid convo so it was just 2nd nature. I took it as an act of violence & then had to drive home in my own stink. He kept the towel.
