Buddy called me yesterday. Tells me JP Morgan Chase is doing a promotion. Deposit 15k for 3 months and they’ll give you $900.
So I poked a bit. Why would a bank willingly give you $900 and why do they need 15k up front for a matter of months? Why????
Of course that’s far too conspiratorial to inquire about. JUsT trust eM bR0!
Sounds like a rug pull 🤣🤣🤣
I mean the $15k is insured by fdic lol sounds like JPM has balance sheet constraints and they need space to move stuff around
I cannot express to you how little “FDIC insurance” means to me
It means nothing. How does it have like 100 billion? Not enough to cover all deposits
FDIC is refreshingly efficacious. Best on earth. Even uk can only cover 100k and under.
Dog how are you offended by people storing their savings where they want
I’m not offended lol methinks you project
I project because you’re mad people don’t trust Jamie Dimon? You’re a psychotherapist and you’re telling me I’m projecting because I said I don’t trust banks, while you spent ten minutes on my page telling me how wrong I am. But I’m projecting???? You’re a psychotherapist?
My profile is satirical lol and yeah I’m not mad about anything but you seem to be lol
You verify his claims ?
Yessir it’s real as can be
I’m opting out.
Sketchy af
