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Buddy called me yesterday. Tells me JP Morgan Chase is doing a promotion. Deposit 15k for 3 months and they’ll give you $900.

So I poked a bit. Why would a bank willingly give you $900 and why do they need 15k up front for a matter of months? Why????

Of course that’s far too conspiratorial to inquire about. JUsT trust eM bR0!

nobody 2y ago

Sounds like a rug pull 🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous 2y ago

Sounds like a rugging dog!!!!!! RIP

nobody 2y ago

He should be buying t bills lol

Phillip Leslie 2y ago

I mean the $15k is insured by fdic lol sounds like JPM has balance sheet constraints and they need space to move stuff around

nobody 2y ago

Unrealized losses are through the roof for all major banks 👀

Anonymous 2y ago

I cannot express to you how little “FDIC insurance” means to me

Phillip Leslie 2y ago

U must gots well over $250k then lol

nobody 2y ago

High roller 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous 2y ago

Let me put it like this:

I am my own bank.

My track record is undefeated by rug pulls and seizures. I am undefeated. I will remain undefeated.

nobody 2y ago

It means nothing. How does it have like 100 billion? Not enough to cover all deposits

Phillip Leslie 2y ago

FDIC is refreshingly efficacious. Best on earth. Even uk can only cover 100k and under.

Anonymous 2y ago

Dog how are you offended by people storing their savings where they want

Phillip Leslie 2y ago

I’m not offended lol methinks you project

nobody 2y ago

Frens, thank God for bitcoin

Anonymous 2y ago

I project because you’re mad people don’t trust Jamie Dimon? You’re a psychotherapist and you’re telling me I’m projecting because I said I don’t trust banks, while you spent ten minutes on my page telling me how wrong I am. But I’m projecting???? You’re a psychotherapist?

Phillip Leslie 2y ago

My profile is satirical lol and yeah I’m not mad about anything but you seem to be lol