As of today the US Presidential race is officially what many have been expecting for the past year: a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

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Which is which?

You can tell by the haircut

It's easier to choose between windows and Mac os than arch, Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, CentOS, RHEL, Open Suse, Mint, Qubes, Slackware, Free BSD, Alpine and all others I don't remember.

Worse, they both have (increasingly severe) dementia.

It's a feature, not a bug.

Biden and Harris are running together

I knew I liked you. 💪

and the winner is who runs up and down the stairs without falling

Yep, Nikki Haley and Josef Biden

Nikki? Pls be trolling 😂

jk doesn’t matter cuz she dropped out

Trev.

DC will be renamed Bidengrad

The more extreme the candidates, the greater the distraction while both sides pick your pockets and further entrench themselves.

In my opinion, the only discussion worth having at this point is how to circumvent their systems of control. #nostr, #bitcoin, and refusing to have children are the only politics/protests that matter to me.

It’s a really hard decision…

Woods' Law: No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.

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the riggery continues!

close approximation...to be more accurate, you'd want to make those candidates several years older than the US median life expectancy

I'm not American and my choice of leaders is far from perfect or even good, but if I were American I would be very embarrassed that those are my two options.

We have a zionist occupied government. It will always be this way.

NYT says Trump likely to win unless the “double haters” (“most” of whome voted for Biden last time) start remembering that “TrUMp BAd!!”.

Yup. Blame the voters. We get a duche and a turd sandwich for candidates, and it’s our fault if the “other one” wins.

After having four years of each, Trump's policies (besides Covid over reactions) were much better. I'll be voting for him.