In Victorian times, gentlemen going to war or traveling would leave behind mementos for their ladies in the form of carved ivory dildos modeled after their own appendages, sometimes engraved with the phrase β€œforget me not.”

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Interesting, but I think the box is too small!

I did this for an ex, but with silicone

"it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" told me no one ever. ok maybe. i don't see the ocean in this package.

i'm scared off by this thing

What scares you ? Is it the size or length

it's probably both. i find myself licking my wounds and addressing this object that I have a bigger Bitcoin stack. and the ocean motion.

Fair enough πŸ˜‰

also, maybe we need to get back to Victorian diet/exercise regimes