Sats from the ⭕️
The 7 retarded manly rules:
1) a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
2) u can never use manly rule #1 to break any of the following manly rules
3) bros b4 hos
4) never shave ur armpits or naughty bits ever…no matter what she says🤨🤌🏽
5) be the father and husband you hope your daughter will marry
6) don’t pile on someone who’s already down
7) be kind to animals
…oh!! And happy 4th ⭕️ July🫡🫂
*the council approved this PSA
Never shave your balls?
When a man has got to do....
To rid that dank stank 🤔
#haiku
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😳🤔….that’s why the Good Lord made soap🤨😂😂
….i spose this is a rule that can be bent🤔….u could use clippers🤨🤷🏽♂️… just don’t tell anybody🤭🤦🏽♂️…smh😂
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I propose anamendment to this parchment of rules
Call in the council, an outsider requests a clipper clause for the balls
🤔The council’s official stance is it’s ghey but will refrain from continued spot checks😳🤨…ergo allowing plausible deniability 🤦🏽♂️
…jus remember it’s a black op if u do it and get caught🧐😂😂⭕️
Baking soda. Powder up with that 15 minutes before taking a shower. You'll discover a new kind of clean.
👀🤔🤔
😳🤣🤣…dirty nads….the mother ⭕️ innovation 😖🤭😂
…also how did a dang fine list ⭕️ manly rules devolve into a discussion ⭕️ ballular hygiene? 🤯🧐
When your balls ferment
And nasty stank starts to spread
Questions need answers 😎
#haiku
It’s nature telling you that it’s time to wash your ass.
Do you then shave your ass too 👀
I smell someone's balls tingling
Why are you smelling a man’s balls?
