Maybe this makes me a dick, but I get a little bit of amusement Saying, yeah, I'll teach you how to torrent, but it's gonna be a $200 service charge to get you set up.
The look on their face is always priceless.
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You pay a price for being late to the game.
Especially if it's a game you've been urged to join for years, but you were too lazy to do it.
I would never teach anyone to torrent that doesn't already run a server in some capacity. I'll teach you how to torrent, not work a computer.