It's a long funny story involving a drunk girl who wanted to get it on with me and a gay dude who also felt the same way, many years ago on a messy night out in town. They both separately figured out I must be gay, she because I wouldn't jump at the opportunity, and him because he figured it must be because I preferred him.

Fuck what a dumb night that was, I forgot all about this one. They were both trying to call me the next day too, fucking persistent.