What is the dumbest reason people called you #gay for?

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what computer/phone/software you use

android

I switched to Mac and iPhone because my retarded ass kept causing myself headaches by switching operating systems and I wanted to never be able to do that again.

Dam

To cockblock me

What a faggot

Lol yep

Because I didn't hit on a girl I didn't find attractive. She insisted I was gay for that.

You should have blunt, and said you aren't into Ugly women

Well, she was a family friend and I didn't want to insult her. She was just very insecure. It didn't make sense to insult her . The whole two wrongs dont make a right thing.

She wasn't ugly by any means but she was mean and overweight. Also filthy rich and very out of touch with reality.

Houston, we have a problem

It's a long funny story involving a drunk girl who wanted to get it on with me and a gay dude who also felt the same way, many years ago on a messy night out in town. They both separately figured out I must be gay, she because I wouldn't jump at the opportunity, and him because he figured it must be because I preferred him.

Fuck what a dumb night that was, I forgot all about this one. They were both trying to call me the next day too, fucking persistent.

A guy that creampied my ass called me gay. Part of me was like "no shit" the other part was like "you are here too" and then a third part of me got really turned on.

Did you Claim no homo?

No use. I let him leave it in after well he's spooned me all night. I fell asleep like that. In the morning he called me gay.

It's official