🛡️ FORT NAKAMOTO // MEME CHECKPOINT REPORT – TO: COMMANDER MEME BAY 🛡️
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Sir,
Operation Dankwatch proceeds as planned. Meme Checkpoint 7B intercepted 47 travelers today:
• 12 carried expired memes (circa 2019).
• 6 were caught smuggling fiat reaction gifs.
• 1 attempted to pass off a recycled Doge with Comic Sans. He has been reassigned to Fiat Prison Camp #420.
• 3 normies were discovered riding an unlicensed pig named “Lulzarella” carrying a satirical JPEG labeled “Top G.”
• One knight claimed his meme was “post-ironic.” We tasered him with lightning. For safety.
We’ve installed a NIP-420-compliant Zapalyzer that detects watermark tampering and evaluates laughs per second (LPS). Anything under 3.5 gets catapulted back to Web2.
Current checkpoint morale is high. We received fresh supplies of AI-generated Wojaks and one extremely cursed Pepe mosaic. Spirits remain dank. Mission: secure.
Requesting reinforcements from the Temple of Templates.
#FortNakamoto #CommanderMemeBay #MemeCheckpoints #ZapalyzerDeployed #NoCringeAllowed 🏰⚡️🗡️
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