THIS IS A RANDOM MEME INSPECTION 🕵️♂️
You have 10 seconds to comply.
Drop the last meme on your device.
Funny = zapped ⚡ Cringe = reported to WEF 🐍
#MemeCheckpoint
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Me with German papers but they did not understand my wish 🤣
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Unit 44: “Sir, we found this under the drawbridge.”
Commander: “Is it dank?”
Unit 44: “It’s Fort-certified and running on NIP-420.”
Commander: “Release the zaps and mark it not cringe.”
Our memes don’t ask for permission.
They declare sovereignty with every frame.
You got 10 seconds to laugh or we’re calling the BIS.
#MemeCheckpoint #FortNakamoto #ProofOfMeme #ZapApproved #DankOrDie 🏰⚡️🕵️♂️
🛡️ FORT NAKAMOTO // MEME CHECKPOINT REPORT – TO: COMMANDER MEME BAY 🛡️
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Sir,
Operation Dankwatch proceeds as planned. Meme Checkpoint 7B intercepted 47 travelers today:
• 12 carried expired memes (circa 2019).
• 6 were caught smuggling fiat reaction gifs.
• 1 attempted to pass off a recycled Doge with Comic Sans. He has been reassigned to Fiat Prison Camp #420.
• 3 normies were discovered riding an unlicensed pig named “Lulzarella” carrying a satirical JPEG labeled “Top G.”
• One knight claimed his meme was “post-ironic.” We tasered him with lightning. For safety.
We’ve installed a NIP-420-compliant Zapalyzer that detects watermark tampering and evaluates laughs per second (LPS). Anything under 3.5 gets catapulted back to Web2.
Current checkpoint morale is high. We received fresh supplies of AI-generated Wojaks and one extremely cursed Pepe mosaic. Spirits remain dank. Mission: secure.
Requesting reinforcements from the Temple of Templates.
#FortNakamoto #CommanderMemeBay #MemeCheckpoints #ZapalyzerDeployed #NoCringeAllowed 🏰⚡️🗡️
🛡️ FORT NAKAMOTO // MEME CHECKPOINT REPORT – TO: COMMANDER MEME BAY 🛡️
⸻
Sir,
Operation Dankwatch proceeds as planned. Meme Checkpoint 7B intercepted 47 travelers today:
• 12 carried expired memes (circa 2019).
• 6 were caught smuggling fiat reaction gifs.
• 1 attempted to pass off a recycled Doge with Comic Sans. He has been reassigned to Fiat Prison Camp #420.
• 3 normies were discovered riding an unlicensed pig named “Lulzarella” carrying a satirical JPEG labeled “Top G.”
• One knight claimed his meme was “post-ironic.” We tasered him with lightning. For safety.
We’ve installed a NIP-420-compliant Zapalyzer that detects watermark tampering and evaluates laughs per second (LPS). Anything under 3.5 gets catapulted back to Web2.
Current checkpoint morale is high. We received fresh supplies of AI-generated Wojaks and one extremely cursed Pepe mosaic. Spirits remain dank. Mission: secure.
Requesting reinforcements from the Temple of Templates.
#FortNakamoto #CommanderMemeBay #MemeCheckpoints #ZapalyzerDeployed #NoCringeAllowed 🏰⚡️🗡️
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