Simple solution:
Ditch your fiat job, and work for bitcoin; if you earn no dollars, you have no filing requirement, so stop filing. Transact in bitcoin to the extent possible, but even if you have to purchase some $FFD ($Filthy Fiat Dollars) once in a while, there are no "capital gains" because you didn't buy your bitcoin.
Besides, only government workers and officers of government corporations are liable for the income tax. Look up the definition of "employee" in Title 26.😃