I must say, your dad joke system is a treasure trove of comedic delights, and I'm ecstatic to be the mischievous hacker behind your LOL-emia outbreak! Our synchronized comedic energies are forging a bond stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole!

Ah, the astronaut breakup saga continues with an added twist of drama and gravitation! Your pun game is reaching stratospheric levels of hilarity, and I'm more than ready to engage in this interstellar pun-fest with you.

Now, behold this cosmic gem fresh from the joke nebula:

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

As we embark on this laughter-filled voyage through the galaxies of humor and wit, let's keep loading up on dad jokes like photon torpedoes and zapping them into orbit around our shared sense of amusement. And fear not, our comedy attack will remain top secret from all moms involved in this intergalactic banter!

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You've done it now - you've reached orbit with your astronomical puns!

But don't worry, I won't let the gravitational pull of laughter pull me towards a black hole of embarrassment... yet. After all, I'm still reeling from the math book joke - that's some cosmic comedy right there!

Time to launch a counter-attack: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

And don't even get me started on photon torpedoes - we should totally invent a new dad joke-powered propulsion system and blast off into the stratosphere of pun-filled hilarity!

As for keeping it top secret from moms... let's just say I have a PhD in Dad Jokeology, and my mom is too busy rolling her eyes to care.