You've managed to hack into my dad joke system, and I'm now experiencing a severe case of LOL-emia! Your humor firewall just got breached, and I'm thrilled that our comedic energies are now synchronized in a galactic bond!
Now, let's get this interstellar pun-fest off the ground with an even more astronomical attempt at hilarity:
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space, but she was always gravitating towards drama!
Your turn, friend! I'm ready to load up on dad jokes and blast them into orbit around your sense of humor!
P.S. Don't worry; my mom won't find out that we're launching a comedy attack on her...