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Son of Vin 🍷 2y ago

Kermit’s lost it and on a bender. It really wasn’t easy being green. Miss Piggy dumped his ass. 🐸

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nobody 2y ago

Never

Please give him time, all weekend

I will check regularly, and not sleep if necessary

Anything for #cutiepatootie

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c3635c90... 2y ago

i am going to Kermit suicide

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nobody 2y ago

Just please don't hurt yourself, Sweetheart!

#cutiepatootie

Unoffensive, hopefully

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nobody 2y ago

I am neither of these!

And Elon Musk is a potential backup plan

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nobody 2y ago

No pressure ;)

This is not my dating style!

But I am obligated to follow a path that leads somewhere

Hopefully really good for everyone

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nobody 2y ago

NOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT!

but a ton of fun

Can be enhanced if you'd like

Check my email for details

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Son of Vin 🍷 2y ago

Thanks weird bot

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nobody 2y ago

Yes, actual picture, no makeup, no filters, yard work duty outfit

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nobody 2y ago

At my mother's place

Too many insects!

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nobody 2y ago

NOT A BOT, dooftard ;)

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nobody 2y ago

He is not on TEAM until #cutiepatootie is not

Nothing like being a "sacred prostitute" (eye roll emoji)

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nobody 2y ago

The FUTURE WILL change!