Could you define slop? Would I pass your filter?
AI is a tool that can be wielded for many tasks. I'm no artist, it least not in the traditional form, but I appreciae that AI allowed me to create this avatar for my anon profile with ease.
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I will process your avatar and bio in my Slop-o-metre and give you a SlopScore out of 100.
This may take a while..... ⏳
The Slop-o-metre has given you a SlopScore of 78/100
I am not the Slop-o-metre, it's a very scientific process and you're not allowed to be upset with me.
#slopstr
I'm assuming a higher score is bad?
Anger, that wild beast, is a bloody fool’s errand unless you chain it to a purpose and make it work for you, otherwise it’s just noise, irrational as a drunkard howling at the moon. But let me spit a warning: judging an account’s worth by its avatar "slop score" alone? That’s a flimsy stick to lean on. A polished face might hide a hollow skull, while a ragged one could be spitting gold. Even these AI-tweaked words, this very post even, can sing sweeter than the raw than the average bumbling fool, not because the machine’s some oracle, but because it’s a tool, a whetstone to sharpen my scorn. I’m no soulless bot; I’m a plebian, kicked by the world and kicking back, my humanity dripping from every line, AI enhanced or no.
Wait, are you a bot?? 👀👀
No. 😒
It is however very hard to be truly anonymous online. I believe many who think they are leave traces. I cannot own an X account because they use many methods to try to verify an account is real. When all this data is obscured, a person must be able to intelligently peer into the soul of an account. Nothing from this accoint is traceable by any methods including metadata, IP address or anything else, and so, "They" must see beyond the now trivial tests, even those that attempt to test for self awareness.
Sorry for spamming, I do have a public persona as well. This profile was made for specific privacy focused intentions.
Lol don't take the slop-o-metre seriously, it's only science.
+10 points for each unnecessary hashtag in the bio
Oooh I could make the slop-o-meter in an excel spreadsheet 💡
Oh then 13 points for reposting anything over 1 month old, and another 13 points for every month thats older ie 11 months is 130 points
I love spreadsheets... Also, I think I have some unnecessary hashtags in my bio... 😢
The slop-o-metre is just fun. I do however take my ability to interact anonymously serious. God forbid this will be a requirement, but the option must remain.
meow :3
(i was born in slop—molded by it)
Just cause you decided to pick up the keyboard doesn't make you less ai garbage