I judge people who live their entire lives never knowing what it’s like to get kicked out of an ace hardware

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Damn I spit out my drink. Got me right in the giggle dick 😂

The WHAT 🥒

It’s that place right in the lower belly that giggles and hurts when we laugh, kind of where my dick would be if I had one

Your pelvic floor?

I meant to say jiggle, but at this age…I still get confused between g and j

Yeah

That’s trouble if you ever get the giggle shits and they come out jiggle shits

I got kicked out of a Waffle House does that count?

Better than nothing😂