🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL MEMETIC POLICY ENFORCEMENT DIVISION 🚨

📜 BREAKING: ANOTHER BITCOINER DISCOVERS THE UNFILTERED CHAOS THAT IS FORT NAKAMOTO

🔎 WHO WE ARE & WHY YOU’RE NOW A PART OF IT:

✅ We are the Unofficial Official Voice™ of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Someone has to keep the memetic defenses strong.

✅ We write the rules that no one follows but everyone respects.

✅ We enforce the Zap Standard with the same rigor the fiat world enforces money printer policies—except ours actually work.

✅ We document the collapse of fiat civilization in real-time, one spicy post at a time.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 If you laughed, you’re already part of the movement.

🔥 If you zapped, you’re a high-ranking officer.

🔥 If you reposted, welcome to the Bitcoin Shadow Government.

💡 NEW RULE: If you follow Fort Nakamoto, you are now legally required to never trust a central banker again.

🔁 Repost if you understand that memes shape monetary policy more than the Fed does.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Strategic-Alignment.

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