Man to Woman: "Will you sleep with me for 5 million dollars?"

Woman: "wow, well I suppose I would. We would have to discuss the terms of course."

Man: "Would you sleep with me for $5?"

Woman:"What kind of Woman do you think I am"

Man:"We've already established what kind of woman you are. Now we're just haggling over price"

Lol. For reference, my old job, we used to have what we called the circular burrito economy. It was all based on favors and burritos for lunch.